Profound Thoughts of My Other Half

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

 There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 Was learning cursive really necessary?

 Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how  to get out of my neighborhood.

 Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

 Bad decisions make good stories.

 You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything  productive for the rest of the day.

 Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

 I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

  I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller High Life than Kay.

 I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

 As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers.

Yes, this is what I listen to on a daily basis (whether or not I listen....lol).  How can I not love this thoughtful, wonderful and sensitive man.......