Honey, I have the feeling I forget something....
Oh no, not the Starbuck's!
Disaster in 3, 2, 1.....
Overkill, defined.
Do you hear something?
14 shoe power
No deoderant needed
OG Team OG!
50-50-90 defined
Now that's some good tail....
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Why Dogs Bite People
Got this from a friend in email, unknown original source, but good job....
Some people will do anything to take the HOV lanes
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Woman Humor
Got this in an email from a dear friend, have no idea of the original source....but it was a good reminder for me of my self worth.
BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
COFFEE,CHOCOLATE, MEN.SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW
HOW TO USE IT
HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
THE FIRST TIME
DO NOT START WITH ME.YOU WILL NOT WIN
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE
And last but not least:
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHENMonday, April 25, 2011
50 Years Make a Difference
1960: Long hair
2010: Longing for hair
1960: KEG
2010: EKG
2010: Longing for hair
1960: KEG
2010: EKG
1960: Acid rock
2010: Acid reflux 
2010: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1960: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2010: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1960: Hoping for a BMW
2010: Hoping for a BM
1960: Going to a new, hip joint
2010: Receiving a new hip joint
1960: Rolling Stones
2010: Kidney Stones
1960: Screw the system
2010: Upgrade the system
1960: Disco
2010: Costco
1960: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2010: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
2010: Receiving a new hip joint
1960: Rolling Stones
2010: Kidney Stones
1960: Screw the system
2010: Upgrade the system
1960: Disco
2010: Costco
1960: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2010: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1960: Passing the drivers' test
2010: Passing the vision test
1960: Whatever
2010: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1992.
They are too young to remember the Challenger blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control..
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."
2010: Passing the vision test
1960: Whatever
2010: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1992.
They are too young to remember the Challenger blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control..
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
Mc Donald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
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